this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
is it just me or does every white author ever describing a person of color use food metaphors:
“creamy chocolate skin”
“smooth caramel complexion”
“her legs were the color of cinnamon”
like wtf you’re trying so hard to not be racist that you sound like a fucking cannibal
